Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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