nut hugger
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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