Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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