he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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