i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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