well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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