I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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