i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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