I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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