I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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