i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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