im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There r osticjed everywhere
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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