She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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