): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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