I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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