I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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