Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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