Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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