there was a trapeze. enough said
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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