Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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