Kiss
Puke
Its about making memories worth repressing
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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