Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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