did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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