It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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