Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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