Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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