Buhtt sex?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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