Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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