All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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