I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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