i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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