He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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