oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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