i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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