so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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