Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
this beer tastes like vomit already
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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