Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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