It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think my vagina is haunted
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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