I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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