Where did you get a picture of my penis
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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