Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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