Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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