so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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