OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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