Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
His nipple licking is glorious
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