Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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