AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.