Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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