You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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