Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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