I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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