Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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