Midget sex pt 2 tonight
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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