Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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