Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
